Dear Bears,
Good morning. I hope you had a deep, satisfying, rejuvenating nap. I missed you.
I’m certainly not in a very credible position to give advice about staying out of trouble, but for what it’s worth: Please, PLEASE!, stay away from people; we are bad news for bears.
If you do by chance cross paths with Homo sapiens — which is, unfortunately, becoming increasingly difficult to avoid — I hope they give you all the space, understanding, admiration and respect you deserve. Either way, turn and flee for your safe space (what little we’ve left for you).
May you have a long, healthy, safe, wonderful and wild year — and may the huckleberries be plump and bountiful. You’re lucky to be a bear!
Sincerely,
Your friend and admirer,
Dave Stalling
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